Funny Female Cat Names

1. Atomic Kitten – Has a hot temper.
2. Cat Kidson – Has a fondness for earrings.
3. Cat Power – Lives in a sea of love.
4. Catacomb – Needs a good comb.
5. Catalie Portman – Likes the ballet.
6. Catapult – Will go flying out the door.
7. Cathletic – Is incredibly flexible.
8. Catillac – Loves driving in your car.
9. Catmandu – Has a Buddhist calm about her.
10. Cattitude – Knows how to stand up for herself.
11. Clawsome – Has a naughty habit of scratching the furniture.
12. Cleocatra – Will turn many heads.
13. Condy Clawford – Knows she looks beautiful.
14. Copy Cat – Is always mimicking you.
15. Demi Meower – Loves to say hello.
16. Eskimew – Will love it in the winter.
17. Fleas Witherspoon – Loves her Pleasantville life.
18. Furball – Is so fluffy.
19. Gateux – Plays on the Spanish word for cat and the French for cake.
20. Hairball – Will always be cleaning herself.
21. Hisstory – Loves hissing at other cats (check out Why Does Older Cat Hiss At New Kitten?).
22. Jennifer Lopuss – Her love don’t cost a thing.
23. Jennifur Anniston – Has lots of great friends.
24. Katy Purry – Is always up for a cuddle.
25. Kim Katdashian – Will keep up with the family.
26. Kitchup – Seems to go with everything.
27. KitKat – Is fond of her snacks.
28. Meowtini – Will love a party.
29. Mewsic – Makes the people come together.
30. Mewspaper – Is always reading the news.
31. Octopuss – Acts like she has eight legs.
32. Pawdrey Hepburn – Will love having breakfast at Tiffany’s.
33. Pawly – Is often sneezing.
34. Pawsitive – Has a positive outlook on life.
35. Pawtrait – Is a sight for fore eyes.
36. Princess Cattarina – Has a long line of people in front of her to the throne.
37. Procatstination – Enjoys taking her time over things.
38. Puma Thurman – Always loves Tarantino movies.
39. Purrfect – Loves doing what she is told.
40. Purrplexed – Always looks extremely confused.
41. Purrsuasive – Can convince you about anything.
42. Purrty – Loves to look pretty.
43. Purrverted – Loves licking herself continuously.
44. Pussy Galore – Loves the James Bond film, Goldfinger.
45. Radiclaw – Has a radical side.
46. Scratchlette Johanson – Is a sassy cat (check out these badass cat names).
47. Tartare Sauce – Loves fish and chips night.
48. The Mousekeeper – Keeps pests out of the house.
49. Thunderclaws – Loves scratching the sofa.
50. Yo-cat Ono – Loves John Lennon’s music.

Funny Male Cat Names

1. Ashton Kitcher – Loves the later seasons of 2 and a Half Men.
2. Bill Clawton – Did not have intimate relations with that cat.
3. Bruce Flea – Is always scratching himself (check out these best flea treatments for cats).
4. Cat Cobian – Smells like teen spirit.
5. Cat Damon – Loves the Jason Bourne movies.
6. Cat Stevens – Knows when morning has broken, like the first morning.
7. Catatonic – Always moves strangely in his sleep.
8. Catmit the Frog – Likes living on Sesame Street.
9. Catsanova – Is a hit with the ladies.
10. Catticus Finch – Is always chasing mockingbirds.
11. Catty Potter – Has impressive magical powers.
12. Catzilla – Can get really angry when he’s hungry.
13. Chairman Meow – Always gets his way.
14. Charles Lickens – Knows how to keep himself clean.
15. Che Purrvara – Loves fighting for revolution.
16. Christofur Columbus – Always conquers new territory.
17. Colin feral – Is wild as hell.
18. David Meowie – Plays guitar and is such a rebel.
19. Donald Trumpuss – Gets dumber by the day.
20. Elvis Pawsley – Lives on in your cat.
21. Franklin Catsevelt – Has the qualities of a great American President.
22. Freddie Mercatury – Will give one hell of a performance.
23. Furmidable – Inspires faster than a GTS.
24. Furrari – Is faster than a GTS.
25. Fuzz Lightyear – Has been to infinity and beyond.
26. George Clawsington – Loves the constitution.
27. George W. Puss – Is not the sharpest tool in the toolkit.
28. Gigabyte – Has an incredible memory for faces.
29. Hissterical – Laughs completely uncontrollably.
30. Hot Fuzz – Loves watching movies with Simon Pegg in.
31. Jimmy Kitter – Always chooses peace.
32. Jude Claw – Likes digging his nails in.
33. Kitty Stardust – Loves the West Side Story.
34. Lex Lufur – Is a little bit bald.
35. Litterate – Always keeps his mess in the litter box.
36. Meowgli – Hangs out in the woods.
37. Meowntain – Towers over other cats.
38. Officer Clawsky – Loves the West Side Story.
39. Paul McCatney – Loves hanging out with cats named Jude.
40. Pawdon Me – Never hears you the first time.
41. Picatso – Loves making things feel surreal.
42. Pooch – Is funny because it’s a dog’s name!.
43. Purrcolator – Is crazy abut coffee.
44. Puss in Boots – Loves putting your shoes on.
45. Raul Catstro – Enjoys the smell of cigars.
46. Ron Purrsley – Has ginger hair.
47. Santa Claws – Makes every day Christmas day.
48. Sourpuss – Seems to love eating lemons.
49. Supercat – Looks out for everybody.
50. William Shakespaw – Has a knack for high-quality prose.